...and you were the one to log on and look.

You'll be getting no excuses from me for there not being any reason to log on here. No clever "Under Construction" signs nor whimpy crying about it being a first try still in development. After all, you're already busy whizzing off the wife for being online now instead of sitting through some gloppy movie like "Worms in Deer Meat" (or whatever that was) with her anyhow. Hell, I'm pretending to be "learning" HTML on this page while some bountiful bimbo's image is headed for my precious (but well-spent) hard drive space even now.

much thanks to the jail at Markleeville for the above snap. We'll just not ask about that right hand, eh?

Just wait'll you get to the babes in here, and you get caught looking.

Then you'll really have hell to pay.


But for now, we present the piedmont of human female DNA arrangement:

 

Dian Parkinson

Sadly, she has all her mail answered by some company called "FBI".

At least, that's how all the letters she returns to me (unopened) are postmarked. sniffle.

Okay, we've done without for long enough. There was a site for Dian, but it closed down.

I'm not supposed to have shirtless girls on my server, but I'll fill in with the G-rated stuff I can until her real site comes back "real soon now".

Click to go to my modest Dian page.


If you want, write me.


So far, I've snagged
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fish in this net.

I'd say something about getting a life, but someone would probably look into taking mine.

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