Costumers have warped senses of humor. Especially in the wee hours of the morning when they're trying to get their costumes done. Come share some laughter.
| Costume Quote | A really good quote that people should keep in mind. |
| Costuming "Rules" | Some serious, some funny. |
| Fabric 12 Steps | Yes, some of us are addicted to fabric. Come join the other "afflicted." |
| Quickies | Short bits of costuming humor. |
| Songs | It seems like every genre has its songs, and costuming is no exception. |
| You Know... | Observations that costumers make, mostly humorous. |
| Fabricholic's Will | A desire that some fabricholics have. Not an actual legal document. |