Brain Transplant
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in
and said, "well, I've got some good news and
some bad news. The bad news is that you have
an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our
hospital has just been certified to do brain
transplants and there has been an accident
right out front and a young couple was killed
and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The
man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's
brain costs $30,000.00."
The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a
large difference between the male and the female
brain?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."