Genie
Three Blondes are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds
a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie
pops out. The genie looks at the three Blondes and says, "I normally give
three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one
wish." Well the first one is tired of being on the island, and wishes to go
back home. POOF!! She disappears. The second one said she too is tired of
the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!! She too disappears. The genie then
turns to the last Blonde and asks her what her wish is. "Gee," she says,
"I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here..."