Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first
class section. The stewardess tells her she must move
to economy because she doesn't have a first class
ticket.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a
good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach
Jamaica."
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the
woman to leave and she says, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I
have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach
Jamaica."
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they
have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take
off, so they get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her
ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in
the economy section. The head stewardess asks the
co-pilot what he said to get her to move.
The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the
airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".