Cosmic Cell Phone FAQ

Question: How do I obtain a Cosmic Cell Phone?
Answer: Its easy! Its already inside your head!

Question: What kind of cells does it run on?
Answer: Brain cells, natch!

Question: How do I activate it?
Answer: There are many ways of activation of the Cosmic Cell Phone. Perhaps the easiest way is to close your eyes and imagine breathing in the entire universe. Then hold your breath (and the universe) for three or four seconds and then breath out, creating the universe anew! Do this breathing exercise several times and your Cosmic Cell Phone will become fully activated!

Question: Who can I talk to on my Cosmic Cell Phone?
Answer: Everyone at once! Well, "talk" may not be the right word. You can reach a state of oneness with everyone, and that is certainly better than just yakking with them! Think of it as "connecting" with the Ground of All Being.

Question: How do I turn off my Cosmic Cell Phone?
Answer: Thats easy - in this modern age almost any activity will do. Take a drive, turn on a computer, start to work, read a book, watch TV, call someone - all will do the trick!

Question: If I am unsatisfied with my Cosmic Cell Phone, can I get my money back?
Answer: You haven't been reading this very closely, have you?

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